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"Ha Ha! Your Cat Died."
"I was only dating you for the money anyway."
"I'd kick your ass if you didn't giggle like a little schoolgirl"
"I'm Better Than You"
"You lost your job? You're such a loser"
"I heard your son is gay"
"you're really fat, but I still like you"