Archive for August, 2003

Kicking Brits, or How to Spend Your Summer Vacation

Thursday, August 21st, 2003

Last year, I celebrated National Kick a Brit in the Nuts Week probably more than I have ever celebrated it in my life. Not only did I spend an entire week devoted to filling pages of content revolving around it, but we threw a party to celebrate. The party was a big success, probably one [...]

Exposing an Ugly Conspiracy

Wednesday, August 20th, 2003

So the Editorial Board of Usian.org was very persuasive in convincing me to write another essay for National Kick a Brit in the Nuts Week. Actually, I should say, Jesse was mighty persuasive, especially holding the Editorial Board(TM) in his hand, and pounding it threateningly against his palm. Then he locked me in a dark [...]

Other Overlooked Celebrations

Tuesday, August 19th, 2003

I have been asked very sweetly by Jesse to contribute an article to National Kick a Brit in the Nuts Week, and I don’t intend to fail to deliver! In fact, all this talk about unrecognized holidays has gotten me thinking about other previously unnoticed, uncelebrated holidays. I’ve decided to take a little slice of [...]

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