Archive for August, 2002

Brit Kicking 2002: How it almost became Natnl. Shoot a Brit with a Flare Gun Week

Friday, August 23rd, 2002

Earlier this week I talked about National Kick a Brit in the Nuts Week and the accessories that people have invented over the years to compliment your celebration. But not every innovation becomes famous, and not every intention is pure. Today, I have a tale for you of an accessory that failed and the story [...]

Brit Kicking 2002: Number Theory and Vagina Dentata

Thursday, August 22nd, 2002

By Prof. Jeff “Dr. Sniffles” Van Horn, Phd. Freud once said “Probably no male human being is spared the terrifying shock of threatened castration at the sight of female genitals.” While certifiably a pervert, a creep and a freebaser of cocaine based chemicals, Freud had taken a step in the right direction; towards the truth [...]

Brit Kicking 2002: An Archaeological Look at Brit Kicking

Wednesday, August 21st, 2002

An article by Ben Harnett The historical origins of this singular American holiday are murky at best. Various official documents trace it back to the time just before the War of Independence, when merchants, angry at increasing British control over trade hoped to stir up opposition to colonial rule. With America’s shabby performance during the [...]

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